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i do these when i dont know what to do


i do these when i dont know what to do


you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover


when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs



if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

  • guinness world records man:

    sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?

  • me, still doing pushups:

    i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how

  • world records man, in awe:

    [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]


when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon