i do these when i dont know what to do
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]